What I’d do with 1,000 bottles of shampoo
I’d wash my hair the whole day through
‘til it smelled like Mountain Dew.
I’d open a barbershop
And cut their hair like a wheat-field crop.
I’d wash an awful lot of hair
I’d wash until the people stare.
I’d wash my hair from the waterspout
I’d wash my hair till it fell out.
I would sing inside my shower
For another full half-hour.
I’d give shampoo to all my friends
Until my thousand bottles end.
If I were in charge of the zoo
by Eshon V.
If I were in charge of the zoo
I'd say, "hey, the zoo closed today."
Then the animals would be gray all day.
So I would tell them to play.
then I'd run them until they say OK.
I'd also tell the zebras to bray
when I say Hey! |
