If I had a million dollars
I’d spend it all on Barbies, Dragonballs Z
and Harry Potter toys.
I’d save some in case I had an emergency
Like hitting my head on a shelf and having it go on fire.
Of course I’d buy a mansion
with a pool house and spa
and a massage room,
along with a private jet
with a full bedroom and livingroom
and a jet pack
so I could fly wherever I’d like.
I’d buy a silver PT Cruiser,
and a Jeep
and a Lexus
and one Mercedes to give away to a friend.
I’d buy all the green clothes I could find
A green skirt
Green tank top
Green pants
Green scarf
Everything green.
I’d shake my pants upside down
Each night
To find more money
I’d be so happy.
If I had a million dollars.