My mom was serving really gross food.
I wasn't really in the mood.
It was disgusting with wormsand mud.
It was fortunate that it fell with a thud!

The following are poems inspired by our Poetry Workshop.

I took a fleet of flying cars;
they took me all the way to Mars.
I asked the alien waiter for the check
then went right to the shipping deck.
there was a goat
tying up his massive boat.
Then he showed me a blue den
that was made of red pens.
by Matt A.

My dad went too fast
while has was weraing a cast.
My mom went too slow
while she was singing too low.
by Hannah M.

I once was a guard in Tampa Bay.
I was colofrul with feathers , in every way,
with parrot feathers on my back
and other feathers on my sack.
by Lauren H.

Oceans, and their motion...
What will we do?
They wipe us out with their lotions.
Oh what will we do with these oceans
and their motions?
by Andy S.

Abe Lincoln was a man who
had a white pointy hat, chewing
bubble gum in bed
when he got shot in the head.
by Olivia R.

I'm a poet
and I don't know it.
I do it every day
by the first word that I say.
So here's a lesson for you — doing poetry in every way!
b Daniel M.

"It's time to go to bed,"
said my Uncle Fred,
and he looked at me with a graceful smile.
It sort of looked like the Nile.
I went upstairs and went to sleep
and I woke up with a sudden "beep,"
and I stood up and there was my dad, "Meep."
by Evan M.

The Town of Pixie
The town of Pixie
is unusual. Everyone's name is Jixie!
For dinner they eat gross goud,
which is funny; they think it's food.
For dessert, they had cream cheese.
It wasn't on a bagel; it was on peas!
I will tell you, everything was red.
If you go there, be scared; don't go to bed.
by Cristean M.

Susie, the Smelly Skunk
Susie is the smelliest skunk in the city.
No one serves her pity.
She's a mean skunk and she looks like a punk.
She would annoy a mule, acting like a fool.
That's Susie, the smelly skunk.
by Paul. S.

Once there was a nickel
that was swallowed by a pickle.
So then the pickle was worth five cents
and everyone wanted the pickle because the others were worth twenty cents.
So someone bougth the pickle and ate it,
and said, "I think I got my money back!"
by Avi W.

I have a camel and a goat.
they wanted to eat bubbles for fun.
They ate lots of bubbles and
they got very very sick.
Then I told them to not eat bubbles,
but the camel still ate bubbles,
and I said, "If you eat the bubbles, I will eat YOU
for dinner!"
by Katy D.